They are all so F-ing crazy

Remember when Brittney was frigging b-e-a-utiful man? In like 10 years if you told your kids that they'd think you were as crazy as Wayne Kravistzky. Why'd she have to get crazy? Well, I dunno. The fame? The drugs? Maybe it was because her music was terrible? This is where i give "props" to Justin Timberlake, he tapped it before she went bezerk.

I'm using Brittney as an example, but i think i could say this for a lot of women. I've dated a bunch of um that seemed awesome at the time, became insane later. So, I'd tell um

"You're fucking crazy."

Everyone of um would say the same thing back to me,

"It must be you cause I wasnt crazy with my last boyfriend."

Yes you were. Fucking liar. In fact, the last guy you boned should have branded a disclaimer. It's amazing what you forget you hear about a person until they are throwing your dvd player across the room. You start remembering stuff slowly at first like: "oh yeah, she was the chick who was ingaged to the kid you played basketball with in the 6th grade. Werent they only dating for like a month?" Small sign. Then there is: "Didnt you hear that she got raped like 10 times and never reported it? I think twice by the same guy then she dated him?" Bigger sign. Oh and of course: "Hey dumbass, remember when she tried to die on your kitchen floor during a party cause you flipped her off and she took it as Please Try to Kill Yourself?"

Slapped with a frying pan in the face kind of sign.

Shit, your fucking nuts. It was too late by that point. I got a chunk taken out of my neck. That sucked.

Thankfully, i suppose, she got help. Then I might have gotten her pregnant. Now she's a lesbian. Good for her.

I'm a goddamn moron.

And thats another thing. How come all the crazy chicks who had sex with a bunch of people always think i'm the one who gets them pregnant? You're crazy. You could have fallen into some type of sex coma and gotten pregnant by one of the guys that got you all high for the exact purpose of getting some. Now i'm not talking about one person, i'm now talking about 2.

That's right. 2 ,at-one-time crazy women, have told me they were pregnant with my kid. 1 turned out not to be. the second.....i'll be waiting for the verdict this week.

I'm a goddman moron.

Without a dope beat to step to

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