Let the games,...........begin

I didnt have cable for 4 years. 4. When i tell people that, they usually say "oh my, how did you survive." I made stuff up and drank a lot. Der.

We had to think of stuff to do while we drank, fun stuff, sometimes destructive stuff. The latter, i am now paying for. It would always crack me up to tell people what i did over the weekend because the things i would come up with, were sometimes just, i dont know what they were.

Coworker-"so what did you do this weekend?"

Me-"I put a lawn chair on top of my table and drank beer w/my roomate."

Coworker-"um, why did you sit on the table?"

Me-"i didnt, i sat in a lawn chair, on that was on the table."

Coworker-"okay, why?"

Me-"cause there was alligators on the floor and we werent allowed to touch it."

Coworker-"you're 24 years old!?!"

Me-"yeah but, i dont have cable."

Coworker-"oh...."

So yeah, that happened. i wouldnt let anyone touch the floor. it got to the point that when people called me to tell me they were comin over, i wouldnt let them come in through the back door, they had to not touch the floor and come in through the front. I played it for about 3 hours. it was pretty fun i think but, i'm retarded.

Had a game named Kitchen ball. Essentially it was baseball in the kitchen. 3 man teams. Had a scoreboard and stats and everything. Awesome.

Had a game where i would grab every bottle off the table and throw them continually down the stairs onto the concrete floor. Okay that wasnt a game, i was just drunk.

Jumped through a wall my shoe was stuck in. Got stuck like winnie the pooh. sucked.

These were the things that used to be done before i had cable. Now, i have cable and i never get to watch it because i stay at my gf's house during the week a lot and she doesnt have cable. Irony.