Things that piss me off....

I can't think of a damn one. It's like, I started a blog to get some stuff out in the open in a humorous manner and all I could come up w/was the dreaded circle of wrinkled, wobbly that is "The EL." Kind of a bummer.

Oh here's one, cross talkers. Yeah i think i just made that name up but i really dont give a rip. These are the fucking people that when you're talking to um on the phone, they are talking to someone else too. The worst is when they call you and then they are talking to a random other person. Then you got to repeat every damn thing you just said cause they did hear you.

Me: "Hey bud, what's going on?"

Bud: "Not too much, just thought I'd call and let you please stop licking the carpet there it's all wet."

Me:" What carpet? Why the hell would i lick the carpet man?"

Bud:"Oh, I was talking to the dog. Anyway, I was gonna see if you wanted to booze it up later?"

Me:"Oh, the dog, yeah that would make more sense, I was gonna say, you know you could have been talking to me but, i would have had to wonder how you knew i was with your mom last night. HAHAHAHA!

Bud:"....."

Me:"You get it dude?"

Bud:"....."

Me:"It was just a joke man but, yeah i'll booze."

Bud:"........Oh, sorry man i wasn't paying attention i was watching this old Nsync video. They really wernt that bad man."

Me:"Yeah I'll booze dude."

Bud:"Rock on. I mean i was totally gonna play but that guy was ripping through people like MJ Fox in Teen Wolf.:

Me:"Huh?"

Bud:"Sorry man, i was talking to this dude about some b-ball. Alright C-Ya!"

Me:" We boozin or what?"

Bud:"Yeah sorry I was saying by to my mom, she said Hello by the way."

That was irratating and long huh? I used to have a gf who did this everytime she called. My only consolation was that she liked getting slapped really hard during sex so i took out my crosstalk aggresion on her then..........which was pretty great actually.