It's true that i haven't been blessed with a good mood since.......................,huh,.....last Octember but, still, i feel good today. It's finally friday, it's not hot out which in turn means my house wont be filled with the smell of sweat and well, whatever else my house smells like......crap i guess. Since i've been angry lately, today, i'll reflect on some things that made me that way.
Indestructibility- I'm in a bad mood, i'll break stuff. Wrong. Still can't punch through bricks. Damn you Van Damme.
Movies- Everything that has came out in the past month, with exception to a few, has been terrible. TERRIBLE. What the fuck is Miss Potter? Hasn't Rene Tawilliger made this movie like 14 times? You know what the last movie i saw was? Some movie that had the guy who played Parker Lewis (u know, Parker Lewis) playing a freaking serial killer. Damn you Van Damme.
Van Damme- What the hell happened to this guy? Oh yeah,.................cocaine. Everday, EVERYDAY, i look up at the Hard Target banner that hangs in my room and i shed a metaphorical tear for the man who gave us movies like Time Cop, Kickboxer, Bloodsport, and KnockOff. Okay,.........KnockOff was a bad choice.
The Fact i still havent seen one episode of the Office- Hey, you bastards are supposed to be my friends. You know i dont watch real tv. I only watch sports, syndicated sitcoms, court shows, and law and order svu. For shame on those who have dvds of this program that have not lent them to me. Jerks.
Jennie Finch- She can strike out major league hitters, underhanded. She plays for a Chicago team. She's FUCKING beautiful. Oh yeah she's married. Fuck you.
She's probably all gross and bitchy anyway. Probably not though. Damn you Van Damme.
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