Randomness is bliss

I work. Not real hard but, i do work. I get up every morning and go to my job, work for 8 hours or so, then go home. My job isn't hard, it's actually a cake walk man so, why am i gonna bitch about it? Cause i work with people.

Not all people are bad, there are in a fact a lot knowledgeable people that i work with. However, the scariest thing i've ever seen is stupidity in mass quantities. I'm basically a glorified babysitter though, if some of these people were babies, they'd have better excuses to why they can't do their job. Scratch that, actually, i could teach my gf's 2 year old to do this job and she wouldnt ask nearly as many questions.

If something told you to do something, would you do it or would assume something completely different? That seems a bit hard to follow, i'll give an example. If you read something that said, press the L key on the keyboard, would you ask me if you are supposed to press F? No, you would press the fucking L and you would press it because it tells you to, you wouldnt have to ask me a damn thing.

People complain about the work force being to young or whatever but, i'm here to tell you, it doesnt matter who you hire, people are dumb at all ages. Then if you find someone who is well qualified, young or old, and they do their job well and get promoted quickly over someone who was floating along on their senority, people bitch.

Well, this goes out to all people who complain and are jealous of people's success, shut the fuck up. Whine about it all you want, work harder or admit you suck and be happy in your fucking station in life.

This goes to the people who gossip uncontrollably because their life is not as interesting as other peoples and they are mad about it, your pathetic, grow up, shut the fuck up. There are people who thrive on that shit. I dont know man, maybe i'm not compassionate enough about the plight of other people but, seriously, i could give a shit less if someone i hardly know fucked someone i have never talked to. Don't even come at me with that, i'll spit on you.

"Did you hear that Maxine tripped and ended up having sex with Lance?"

"No. I didnt ask."

"Oh, well they did then Lance said he would buy her a dog and he didnt."

"I just want to smoke, stop talking."

"Well, he's a bastard. How can you possibly have sex and not buy someone a puppy."

"You should kill yourself."

"I mean come on, Jared bought Beth a rose bush and she was sleeping with Thomas."

"...."

"Can you believe it?"

"..............*jumps into oncoming traffic*"

That would be sweet, like in that movie Meet Joe Black. I'd go all bouncing around, getting juggled in the air by consecutive cars, then i'd come back as the reaper. .............yeah i never saw that movie shut up.