TV. Yeah, i like TV. It keeps my mind palette aptly lubricated w/sports, cartoons, and random syndicated sitcoms. I like that.
With that said, movies cut up to be on tv suck balls. I had an argument w/ a buddy of mine for years, and i mean years, that there was an Octopus in The Goonies. There is. I knew there was. Data fucking says at the end of that movie that "da octapus wuz vwery scari." No one acknowledges this.
You see, the octopus scene is in some tv versions to compensate for all the crap they cut out. (The scene is total garbage and rightfully should have been scrapped) There was no readily accessible proof that it existed at the time, we had to wait for the dvd. The dvd came out and i was vindicated. I felt pretty good about this.
Back when the movie Gladiator (russell crowe not cuba gooding) came out, i swear to the unholy god of colon cancer, there was commercials with people playing sports comparing them to gladiators. They were ridiculous. No one believed me. The dvd came out. No vindication. No proof. Blast!
Just on a side note, Corey Feldman was a wierd guy.
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