In 1951, Lanolin and Barry Simon gave birth to a son. Because of their religion, polygamy, they were unsure if Barry was actually the father. The baby, having a dark brown left eye, hair as black as night, a white right eye due to a scar that drained the eye of pigment, a full goatee, and a tattoo of the tazmanian devil dressed as a hitler youth on his right butt cheek, Barry had a pretty good indication he might not be his biological son but Barry didnt care. He wanted to share the love he had in his heart with the boy. They named him Wayne.
When Lanolin was released from the hospital 2 days later, Baby Wayne already grew 3 ft and weighed 45 pounds. When the arrived at their home, Barry immediately tried to throw Baby Wayne into his favorite sport: Cricket. Barry died due to extreme head trama from the force of a cricket ball striking his head.
3 days later, Baby Wayne was 5-6 and weighed 150lbs. He grew a full beard in mourning of his father who had loved him like his own son, for the 6 days he was alive so far.
When Lanolin was released from the hospital 2 days later, Baby Wayne already grew 3 ft and weighed 45 pounds. When the arrived at their home, Barry immediately tried to throw Baby Wayne into his favorite sport: Cricket. Barry died due to extreme head trama from the force of a cricket ball striking his head.
3 days later, Baby Wayne was 5-6 and weighed 150lbs. He grew a full beard in mourning of his father who had loved him like his own son, for the 6 days he was alive so far.
Waynes first halloween costume
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