The following is a quote from someone who will remain nameless due to the complete ignorance of the statement.
"I named my child after Paris Hilton."
Makes you wanna punch yourself in the eye doesn't it?
It's a jawdropping truth that some people actually, seriously, Paris Hilton fans. If you live in a small town, and you are a fan of her, do you think if she actually graced your town with her pressence that she would spit on you let alone look or talk to you? No, she wouldn't.
She's an idiot and like all idiots, she's entertaining. Sure she is, somehow or another, a celebrity of sorts. But.........wait for it.................something obvious coming.............................SHE'S NOT A FUCKING ROLE MODEL. She doesnt give a fuck if you named your kid, your dog, your cat, your fish, your antfarm, your mail-order husband(could happen), your left nipple, your friends nipple, your friends dog, your lawn, your car, your toilet, your computer, your keys, your sunglasses, your bananas, your friends bananas, or your favorite lobatomy chair after her. She never will care about anyone but herself. So, let's all pay homage, to sweet Paris who was in jail for 20 some days ( i wasnt really paying attention) and was released, thank hey-suess, and was able to return to partying, not working, doing drugs, being a complete waste of flesh that is a disease to the society at large and really contributes nothing to society but the entertainment we get out of watching her suffer or be a bitch if you can call that entertainment cause i dont i like doing the jumbles, and getting kids named after her. Peace out Paris. All of you.
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