Hero......Idol.......Cartoon?

Remember when you were in school and you had to write that paper about your "hero." Some girls would write about their mom, some guys would write about their dad, that one kid w/the row of cuts on his forearm and an upsidedown cross on his forehead writes about Charles Manson(timebomb). I dont remember ever writing that paper, not that i wasnt assigned, i probably just never wrote it. Fuck busy work.

It's a stupid paper anyway, fucking hero, but, i would have definately got ripped for who i idolize. Who i aspire to be like. Man I can hear my rhetoric teacher now man,

"Bugs Bunny? Your hero is Bugs Bunny?"

"yeah"

"Not your mother or your father or grandparents but, Bugs Bunny?"

"yeah :)"

"Don't smile cause it's not funny. They raised you, they provided for you and are helping you become who you are. All children should look up to their families."

"then why didn't you have me write a paper about my family."

"Grrr."

I always hated that. If a teacher or anyone wants to illicite a certain response by giving an assignment, make the assignment about what you want it to be about. Dont be all like, "it should be, it better be," after i already did the damn thing(if i did it) cause it isnt what you wanted.

Anyway to the heart of the matter. Bugs Bunny is the best. Is charismatic, he's funny, he's got staying power, and he's a total fucking jerk. Plus who's got the balls to fuck with Bugs huh? New cartoons man, they don't pull half the stuff this guy did. Mostly like, gross out humor a little now, Bugs was all and all violence. Same with the oldschool tom and jerry man. I have to belive the credo back in the day with cartoons was, "we can do anything we want, as long as there is no blood."

Red ink, thumbs up. Tomato sauce, thumbs up.

Bugs couldn't pull that shit now. They got him running around six flags and junk, total bullshit. He didn't hate Elmer, Daffy, Sylvester, Wile E., or anyone but, i'll tell you what, he'd rather put um in a dress, roll um up in a rug w/some dynamite, throw it off a cliff, drop an anvil on it, drop a boulder on it, then frolic around a fucking theme park posing for pictures with um. How can you pussify Bugs Bunny? Same way they pussify everything, take away the violence.

I'm sorry, if your kid tries to drop an anvil off a roof onto some other kid, your kid is a fucking dumb ass. Or, your kid is fucking awesome cause how the hell would he find an anvil let alone drag it to the roof. Fucking mongoloid. You probably knew he was fucked up the whole time. You're a fucking jerk man.