Simpsons Movie

In tribute to the Simpsons Movie opening today, here are some funny Simpsons quotes. I'm lazy.

Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

Ralph: Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!

Milhouse: Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl Bart? Why did I have the bowl?

Homer: Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs.

Homer: There's your giraffe, little girl.
Ralph Wiggum: I'm a boy.
Homer: That's the spirit. Never give up.

Troy McClure: Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!

Homer: Here's to alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all life's problems.

Last one and personal favorite-

Homer: Everytime i learn something new, something old gets pushed out of my brain. Remember that time i took that home wine making course and forgot how to drive?
Marge: You were drunk!
Homer: And how.