Spit of the week-July 25th

If you had a childhood what so ever, you played mario brothers. If i asked which was the best mario brothers game ever, you more than likely would say Super Mario Bros 3. I'd have to agree. If it wasnt for this game, i dont think i'd have ever played a SMB ever again.

You see, SMB3 was an act of redemption. Redemption because of the lame ass fucking game that they slapped the name SMB2 on and got everyone all excited about nothing.

How bout this, those lazy fuckers, SMB2 isnt even really SMB2. Did you know that jack?!? It isn't. In "the homeland", the "homeland people that make videogames" thought that the original SMB2 would be too hard for "us". So they took this game called, Dream Factory: Yume Kōjō: Doki Doki Panic. See how they have "dream" in the title, that way you know, it's all a dream.

Yeah so, "the company", took out the 4 main charcters and replaced them with the mario characters. Then, they left everything else pretty much the same.



Fucking stupid. Look at it. Fucking stupid. Hang on real quick, why the hell would i want to play something like this if i enjoyed SMB? I wouldnt. It's terrible. That's why SMB3 had to be made. Cause it's excellance completely makes you forget there was ever a SMB2. Why the hell would i want to pull up vegetables and and stuff when i could turn into a racoon and smack people with my tail. Yeah sure, i could throw the vegetables at guys, fuck that how bout i just shoot some damn fireballs. That's right no fireballs in SMB2. No super powers at all. Luigi can jump high, yeah and he looks fucking gay. Toad is pretty great in that level you dig in the sand, yeah, that one fucking level. Princess can float, and she's a fucking cunt.


And another fucking thing, Zelda 2 sucked ass too.


Nintendo- I spit on you