It's time to play the FEUD!!!

I was driving in my car the other day, yeah and i was behind a truck. It had random stickers all over it so, i read some.

"horn broken, watch for finger." hahaha......

"Gas, ass, or grass."..........whoa hahahahaha.....

"Ross Perot '92"...........okay that one is kinda funny.

The one that cracks me up is the ones with the little Calvin (you know like Calvin n Hobbes?) guy peeing on stuff. Like well this...........

Peeing on the Ford logo. What the hell does that mean anyway? Piss on Ford? Why? Hmmm...

TruckMan5000-"Fords suck."

Me-"Um, why?"

TruckMan5000-"Um...I mean come on, they just do. They are terrible trucks. DODGE RULES!!"

Me-"Okay, why do they rule? What makes um better?"

TruckMan5000-"Well i drive Dodge and it's awesomely great and big and red. PISS ON FORD!!"

Dramatization........sorta.

I've asked people man, ford people, dodge people, why the antimosity towards the other? Why fight a feud for a corporation that just really wants your money anyway? It's like if i had a sticker with the little guy peeing on a bottle of Coca Cola. That way everyone knows that i like pepsi man, and i'm rebellious and coke sucks so piss on it. Pretty fucking retarded man. If ur gonna have anything, get something that just says like "my truck is better than yours cause i'm driving my truck and you are driving yours and i'm better than you cause you suck." I mean you can condense that anyway you would like. Why rip on someone for their preference of brand? More examples i believe are needed to accurately convey my point...

"Fuck you man, Capn Crunch sucks. Cinnamon Toast Crunch man, it's the best. Makes the milk taste all good. All the Capn does is cut the roof of your mouth. Piss on Capn Crunch."

"Geez your dumb man, Bic pens are the only way to go. You obviously dont know anything writing your little notes with your Zebra F-301. Fucking dumbass. Piss on Zebra Pens F-301."

"No wonder you're never gonna get married. You wear K-mart brand white crew socks. Dumbass. Walmart brand white crew socks are like spanish fly dude. Piss on K-mart brand white crew socks."

Come on man.

Sports teams are completely exempt from this comparison. they are in fact in direct competition with each other all the time.